Haaahhh, u ols got arh such sayur bernama like that, digunakan khas untuk dieting (motifff berdiet kembaliew??? Ade leyyy - lalalalala!)
Anyways, kembalians pada issue sayur bernama-pelik tapi benar iniew yer; like, u lots got ahhh such sayurans named like that one in your house/ kitchen??? "Sayur Urat Bengkak" katanya - mana mai tatau? Asai usui tumbuhnya pokok sayur iniew kot ceghuk mana negeri/ negara mana tatau??? Sapa kerap masuk hutan kat sini? Kot2 la hampa tau of such existence? Hiks! Lets tanyakan Uncle jual sayur iniew; Uncle owh uncle, (yang ado in the photo next to this para iniew); I ols got question lah Uncle... Do you know such existence of such weird and funny vegetable name? Uncle? No? Yes? Hmmmm - judging from the photo, and his expression facialnye, Akak get the answer as a NO, Right? (Confirm sangats Uncle itiew dinch hui satu patam harampun about the vege; and with his geleng2nya sengihnya, Akak pasti dia dinch paham what Akak cakapkan - at all!!! LOL!)
So, sape jer yang knows about this sayur!? Akak kah the first person in za world yang discovering such great discovery? Wow! Hebats! Akak girangs! Dan disamping kegirangans Akak yang sedemikian rupe2nye, Akak can bet also ok dengan uols2 nih semua, yang I ols serious-sh*t-sh*t, no-joke2 funny nah, yang no one has ever even heard of such vegetable name... "Swollen (or is it swellin'? Hurmmmm...) Vein Vegetable"??? I bet up till this very moment, semua yang dok baca entry nih still terlohong2-nganga bagai tak tahiew ujung pangkalnye lagi! Or, got sapo2, someone somewhere out there yang tahu pasal kesah vegetable iniew and nak claim kat Akak yang dia dah penah dengar dahuliew pasal vege iniew before Akak buatkan entry exclusive iniew!? Cepat! Akak can offer senang2 lenang wenang yer; Akak will kerat2 potong2kan kuku tangan kaki Akak yang halus itiew secara berterusan ok, kalau ado orang say pernah dengar of such vegetable (hearin' or readin' it from me does not count ok! Hiks!).
Anyways, makin lah jauh pulak dah nampaknye Akak menyimpang nih; kata-detiknya hatiku ini tadi, nak buat entry less than 5 paragraphs and gonna take finish all off in less that 15 minutes; hehehe - ADO!?! Sooo LKY, kan!? LOL!
Ok ok, without wastin' anymore time (since Akak dah tak tahan ngantiuks and wanna sleep dos...) Akak perkenalkan kat u ols semua, apakah itiew Sayur Urat Bengkak sebagai diet Akak yang dimulakan dengan gahnya hari iniew... LALALAL!
And so, nah, here we have - le photo; mrasa!!! Matila!!! Ops!!!
Tadaaa!!!
Akak was sayin' to uols u ols semue nih tadi semua pasal sayuran 'never heard, eaten, even seen it before' vegetables itiew - so mrasa, nih la die nye, Le Sayure de la Poole - sambil menyanyiew lagu "Leyyy pua so...Le pua so... howz aiz love le pua so - cuts-zem-off, chop chop chop - waccchhhhaaa!!!" Yes Chef Adiewka, it's your favorite song from cartoon Little Mermaid... Come; sing with Akak... Hahahaha!
So... THATS It?!? That's the sayur2rans yang nama boleh masuk Malaysia's World Book of Records, kan? HAHAHAHA!
Ade yang tanya Akak, surely - "Ish, why lah le sayurnye itiew sebenarnye sangatlah familar dan persis sangatla like capsicums?" Like, hello? Duh!?? Sebab it is capsicumnisme lah! Ops! Mati la tetiber politickan sayurans! LOL! Anyways, isn't it bloody obviouslah sangtats, yang gambar itiew menayangkan se-macam-akan rupenye capsicums hijau and red (tetiber Akak teringat Santa Clause - mati la Santirinas!?) yang baru dipotong hiris2 bagai, and waiting to be dipped into that kuah cicahan, made from the fine products of 'Krafts' mayonnaise and Thousand Island Sauce (darn now I know whats missing; salad dressing katanye! Cis!!!)
Eh chup, BTW, Mak Hayam Hayzie, YES, those red red colored stuffs dalam kuah cicahan bersama the Mayonnaise and Thousand Island sauce itiew adalalah cili sauce yer, and NO, bukan MH yang ajar I! Opppsss!
Ha... its capsicums lah u ols! And yes, correcto debingo! Inilah die dinner Akak merangkap makan petang tadiew dan seterusnya utk lunch esok (No no, breakfast, tetap, harus - a healthy, wholesome and compete breakfast for a healthy day ahead... hiks! Mati la balun makan time diet during breakfast! LOL!)
Kannn... tudiah!!!
Anyways, again, biar Akak jelaskan yer, yang the vegetable yang kononnye belom pernah wujud and will never exist on this planet's surface itiew, sememangnye, sebenarnye2 capsicums sajork! YES u ols, itiew lah inipati keji Akak dalam entry iniew; makanan during my DIET!!! Mati la there's more to come; Herbalife, pills, itu ini - o-ohhh, mati la, GYM!? Tidakkk!!!! But sekuat-mana Akak jerits tidakpun, hakikatnye, YES, YER, SI, WEE, HAIIITT!!! (Tudiah! Mati la International lingo, kan? LOL!), Akak kini starting back diet Akak (sebab2nye, nanti Akak ghoyakkan... nah?), hence menjadi the tajuk entry yang jadi kecoh dan berideakan busuk gara2 tidak ber'koma' bagai itiew yer! LOL! Tapikan, sebelum Akak enuffkan bab sayuran itiew tadi, tell me, kalau ado lah wujudnye such thing, sejenis sayuran, sebegitiew rupa nan ado tahunye how it really looks like, tapi berdasarkan the nama yang sangat kejiest itiew, who lah agaknya antara korangs yang willing and brave enough to cuba and telan? Aiyoh!!! Akak cannot imagine ok! Akak for sure will not; unless ia terbukti can kill my fat!?! OPS! Which reminds me; 5thE!!! I miss the Maidyn punye strawberries with chocolate fontain bagai dipping enak kaya berkerim itiew!!! Hiks!
Ok, so, finito al-habis lah sudah about one issue - eh, wait, actually, two - diet AND the truth pasal sayuran nan ado itiew - hiks! So, erm, now what? Got what updates yang kejiest lagi in this entry!? Haiyoh! Dinch u ols! Akak always limitkan kekejian dalam satu entry, biar satu jer! Hehehehe... So what's next? Sabar... sabar... Akak got lah some more things to update u ols semua ok! Sabar sat boleh tak? Akak tgh semput nih!! Hiks!
Erm, sebenarnye, korang nak tahu tak (aiyoh, menyimpang lagik!!!) the huruan haraan about the SAYUR iniew tercetus-jadinye gara2 Akak just tak letak koma kat column 'Title' of the entry itiew jer. Seasal2nya kalau entry iniew got commas dalam nye like "Diet, Sayur2an and Urat Bengkak...", Akak sure semua just akan calm jer dan tak kecoh2 pasal sejenis sayur2ran yang entah pa per jer namanye, kan? LOL!
Ermmm - OK OK!!! Aiyoh! Enuff pasal capsicums bagai iniew!!! ENUFF!!! Nanti Akak sambungkan lagi pasal diet bersayur sajork Akak kali ni... (motif NANTI? Moti sayur? Motif diet lagi!? AIYOH! Sabaq sat sabaq! Nanti Akak iter tu, sebab, AKAK NGANTUK LAH NOW! Aiyoh! Mati la alasan! LOL!)
Tapi, ade sikit lagi sebelum Akak tutup mukadimah entry melalut ini! Hiks! Ok, selain daripada the things yang Akak dah melalut dalm entry iniew, and selain dari bagaitahu about Akak akan citerkan pasal2 sebab2 Akak berdiet bagai and makan sayur2 sajok and what not di ketemuan lain kali, ha, ade lagi 3 perkara Akak nak updatekan korang2 semua yang semangats nih, nak tahu apakah ia, kan? Ok... 1stly, ada kaitan dengan title entry iniew - Akak sakit urat u ols! Urats kat leher, bahagian belakang! Siap bengkak ok! Mati la I ols feels like Hunchback of Notre Dame! A prettier version la sikit, ok - prolly like, Esmerelda! OPS! Anyways, selain dari sakit urats, Akak baru baik demam 'terkejuts' during the weekendings baliknya Akak ke KL ok! Demam yang diselang-selinya dengan parah perit pedihnya ke bilik air (LALALALALALALALAL!), and, bende yang ketiganye, dalam the quicky updating session iniew... ialah... today's final short update about what pasal what tentang siapa, has been cancelled! Akak nak terberrys again (mati la penat lagi aku!) and ditambahkan kemanisannye dengan sakit leher terkehel2 kojol2 Akak nih, maka, kita tangguhkan dahuliew entry inih dan kita bawak ke perjumpaan akan datang - daaa... (mati la mak! LALALALAAARIII!!!)
Anyways, kembalians pada issue sayur bernama-pelik tapi benar iniew yer; like, u lots got ahhh such sayurans named like that one in your house/ kitchen??? "Sayur Urat Bengkak" katanya - mana mai tatau? Asai usui tumbuhnya pokok sayur iniew kot ceghuk mana negeri/ negara mana tatau??? Sapa kerap masuk hutan kat sini? Kot2 la hampa tau of such existence? Hiks! Lets tanyakan Uncle jual sayur iniew; Uncle owh uncle, (yang ado in the photo next to this para iniew); I ols got question lah Uncle... Do you know such existence of such weird and funny vegetable name? Uncle? No? Yes? Hmmmm - judging from the photo, and his expression facialnye, Akak get the answer as a NO, Right? (Confirm sangats Uncle itiew dinch hui satu patam harampun about the vege; and with his geleng2nya sengihnya, Akak pasti dia dinch paham what Akak cakapkan - at all!!! LOL!)
So, sape jer yang knows about this sayur!? Akak kah the first person in za world yang discovering such great discovery? Wow! Hebats! Akak girangs! Dan disamping kegirangans Akak yang sedemikian rupe2nye, Akak can bet also ok dengan uols2 nih semua, yang I ols serious-sh*t-sh*t, no-joke2 funny nah, yang no one has ever even heard of such vegetable name... "Swollen (or is it swellin'? Hurmmmm...) Vein Vegetable"??? I bet up till this very moment, semua yang dok baca entry nih still terlohong2-nganga bagai tak tahiew ujung pangkalnye lagi! Or, got sapo2, someone somewhere out there yang tahu pasal kesah vegetable iniew and nak claim kat Akak yang dia dah penah dengar dahuliew pasal vege iniew before Akak buatkan entry exclusive iniew!? Cepat! Akak can offer senang2 lenang wenang yer; Akak will kerat2 potong2kan kuku tangan kaki Akak yang halus itiew secara berterusan ok, kalau ado orang say pernah dengar of such vegetable (hearin' or readin' it from me does not count ok! Hiks!).
Anyways, makin lah jauh pulak dah nampaknye Akak menyimpang nih; kata-detiknya hatiku ini tadi, nak buat entry less than 5 paragraphs and gonna take finish all off in less that 15 minutes; hehehe - ADO!?! Sooo LKY, kan!? LOL!
Ok ok, without wastin' anymore time (since Akak dah tak tahan ngantiuks and wanna sleep dos...) Akak perkenalkan kat u ols semua, apakah itiew Sayur Urat Bengkak sebagai diet Akak yang dimulakan dengan gahnya hari iniew... LALALAL!
And so, nah, here we have - le photo; mrasa!!! Matila!!! Ops!!!
Akak was sayin' to uols u ols semue nih tadi semua pasal sayuran 'never heard, eaten, even seen it before' vegetables itiew - so mrasa, nih la die nye, Le Sayure de la Poole - sambil menyanyiew lagu "Leyyy pua so...Le pua so... howz aiz love le pua so - cuts-zem-off, chop chop chop - waccchhhhaaa!!!" Yes Chef Adiewka, it's your favorite song from cartoon Little Mermaid... Come; sing with Akak... Hahahaha!
So... THATS It?!? That's the sayur2rans yang nama boleh masuk Malaysia's World Book of Records, kan? HAHAHAHA!
Ade yang tanya Akak, surely - "Ish, why lah le sayurnye itiew sebenarnye sangatlah familar dan persis sangatla like capsicums?" Like, hello? Duh!?? Sebab it is capsicumnisme lah! Ops! Mati la tetiber politickan sayurans! LOL! Anyways, isn't it bloody obviouslah sangtats, yang gambar itiew menayangkan se-macam-akan rupenye capsicums hijau and red (tetiber Akak teringat Santa Clause - mati la Santirinas!?) yang baru dipotong hiris2 bagai, and waiting to be dipped into that kuah cicahan, made from the fine products of 'Krafts' mayonnaise and Thousand Island Sauce (darn now I know whats missing; salad dressing katanye! Cis!!!)
Eh chup, BTW, Mak Hayam Hayzie, YES, those red red colored stuffs dalam kuah cicahan bersama the Mayonnaise and Thousand Island sauce itiew adalalah cili sauce yer, and NO, bukan MH yang ajar I! Opppsss!
Ha... its capsicums lah u ols! And yes, correcto debingo! Inilah die dinner Akak merangkap makan petang tadiew dan seterusnya utk lunch esok (No no, breakfast, tetap, harus - a healthy, wholesome and compete breakfast for a healthy day ahead... hiks! Mati la balun makan time diet during breakfast! LOL!)
Anyways, again, biar Akak jelaskan yer, yang the vegetable yang kononnye belom pernah wujud and will never exist on this planet's surface itiew, sememangnye, sebenarnye2 capsicums sajork! YES u ols, itiew lah inipati keji Akak dalam entry iniew; makanan during my DIET!!! Mati la there's more to come; Herbalife, pills, itu ini - o-ohhh, mati la, GYM!? Tidakkk!!!! But sekuat-mana Akak jerits tidakpun, hakikatnye, YES, YER, SI, WEE, HAIIITT!!! (Tudiah! Mati la International lingo, kan? LOL!), Akak kini starting back diet Akak (sebab2nye, nanti Akak ghoyakkan... nah?), hence menjadi the tajuk entry yang jadi kecoh dan berideakan busuk gara2 tidak ber'koma' bagai itiew yer! LOL! Tapikan, sebelum Akak enuffkan bab sayuran itiew tadi, tell me, kalau ado lah wujudnye such thing, sejenis sayuran, sebegitiew rupa nan ado tahunye how it really looks like, tapi berdasarkan the nama yang sangat kejiest itiew, who lah agaknya antara korangs yang willing and brave enough to cuba and telan? Aiyoh!!! Akak cannot imagine ok! Akak for sure will not; unless ia terbukti can kill my fat!?! OPS! Which reminds me; 5thE!!! I miss the Maidyn punye strawberries with chocolate fontain bagai dipping enak kaya berkerim itiew!!! Hiks!
Ok, so, finito al-habis lah sudah about one issue - eh, wait, actually, two - diet AND the truth pasal sayuran nan ado itiew - hiks! So, erm, now what? Got what updates yang kejiest lagi in this entry!? Haiyoh! Dinch u ols! Akak always limitkan kekejian dalam satu entry, biar satu jer! Hehehehe... So what's next? Sabar... sabar... Akak got lah some more things to update u ols semua ok! Sabar sat boleh tak? Akak tgh semput nih!! Hiks!
Erm, sebenarnye, korang nak tahu tak (aiyoh, menyimpang lagik!!!) the huruan haraan about the SAYUR iniew tercetus-jadinye gara2 Akak just tak letak koma kat column 'Title' of the entry itiew jer. Seasal2nya kalau entry iniew got commas dalam nye like "Diet, Sayur2an and Urat Bengkak...", Akak sure semua just akan calm jer dan tak kecoh2 pasal sejenis sayur2ran yang entah pa per jer namanye, kan? LOL!
Ermmm - OK OK!!! Aiyoh! Enuff pasal capsicums bagai iniew!!! ENUFF!!! Nanti Akak sambungkan lagi pasal diet bersayur sajork Akak kali ni... (motif NANTI? Moti sayur? Motif diet lagi!? AIYOH! Sabaq sat sabaq! Nanti Akak iter tu, sebab, AKAK NGANTUK LAH NOW! Aiyoh! Mati la alasan! LOL!)
Tapi, ade sikit lagi sebelum Akak tutup mukadimah entry melalut ini! Hiks! Ok, selain daripada the things yang Akak dah melalut dalm entry iniew, and selain dari bagaitahu about Akak akan citerkan pasal2 sebab2 Akak berdiet bagai and makan sayur2 sajok and what not di ketemuan lain kali, ha, ade lagi 3 perkara Akak nak updatekan korang2 semua yang semangats nih, nak tahu apakah ia, kan? Ok... 1stly, ada kaitan dengan title entry iniew - Akak sakit urat u ols! Urats kat leher, bahagian belakang! Siap bengkak ok! Mati la I ols feels like Hunchback of Notre Dame! A prettier version la sikit, ok - prolly like, Esmerelda! OPS! Anyways, selain dari sakit urats, Akak baru baik demam 'terkejuts' during the weekendings baliknya Akak ke KL ok! Demam yang diselang-selinya dengan parah perit pedihnya ke bilik air (LALALALALALALALAL!), and, bende yang ketiganye, dalam the quicky updating session iniew... ialah... today's final short update about what pasal what tentang siapa, has been cancelled! Akak nak terberrys again (mati la penat lagi aku!) and ditambahkan kemanisannye dengan sakit leher terkehel2 kojol2 Akak nih, maka, kita tangguhkan dahuliew entry inih dan kita bawak ke perjumpaan akan datang - daaa... (mati la mak! LALALALAAARIII!!!)
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