Moi being STUNNED!


Stud Buds
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I am just stunned! Just stunned! You know, like, stunned STUNNED!? Really stunned! Terribly stunned! Really, REALLY stunned! Just, STUNNED! Stunned, is just stunningly the best way and word to describe me being stunned! Just STUNNED!!!

And NO, am not talkin' about the photo next to this para. Am not here, all stunned and what not all about these two cute, gorgeous hunks, known as the 'Stud Buds' on the cover of the magazine, smiling their ways, tempting me, inviting Akak, to like... "Mari... Come... Mai la... Maghiii lewww..." to something yang utterly Akak confident would be a delightful scene and simply outrages and out of this world... No, no... of course not. Me being completely STUNNED has nothin' to do with these two lads, studs, who claims to be buddies? Not f*#@ buddies meh? OPS!

Anyways anyhow, back to Akak, me! HELLO! Me, center of ze at-10-seeyon!?!?!? Don't change the subject! Thank you very nice...

Owh God! It's feelin' a little bit 'HOT' in here - must be because of the STUNNED condition am I right now, yes? Owh gosh! I'm startin' to sweat, feelin' uncomfy and slightly can't stand straight now; URGH! This 'STUNNED' feelin', gawddd!!!

I think someone needs to call me a doctor... eh, wait, no... no... a hunky male journalist from Elle Mag (got meh, male journalist for Elle Mag? Owh well, lets just pretend konon2nya ade la eh...), and along with his side-kick photographer... I think am gonna faint due to this humid, VERY VERY humid condition, surrounding Akak yang tgh tak sudah2 lagi feeling STUNNED nih! Haiyoh!!!

No, wait, I think I need a fireman, a drop dead... gorgeous, eye-candy material firefighter; am buuurnin'ly stunned, am flamin'ly stunned,... am... am... am hot! (And no, am NOT in hell! And don't you dare say 'NOT YET!' Hiks!). Owh Mr. Fireman... my hero Mr. Firefighter (preferably from the NYC department yer, priority and advantages will be given to those yang pernah model as fireman wearin' nuthin' but white, tight and wet, slightly dirty brief, for calendars or Playgirl - OPS!); please Mr. Firefighter... I'm burnin', and am like all 'HOT'; pipe-hot, smokin'ly hot, all because... AM STUNNED!!! JUST STUNNED!!! I need my man now!!!


Oh my look who got here first to save poor hot and stunned Akak LKY... if its isn't Mr. Junior Fireman. Awww honey... why... you're so finnneee so cute I could just do you like one of those cute thick sausages! Ops! But I guess am no MJ (double wooopsie!!!). Now you be good and go back and play with your Barbie. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. And I'm sure your time will come soon, somewhere in the near future, where you can finally save your Akak LKY from all this misery, and into your muscular arms and sweaty 'armpitties', with that dashing smile of yours... so not to worry! (Yeah, sure, by the time this little fella gets all beafy am all cranky and super granny, yes? LOL!)

Ok now, who's next! Quick! Am still stunned!


Hey peeps! Look! It's WONDER-FIREFIGHTING-WOMAN in her superhero uniform! I can't believe it! Owh my! I'm feeling less-STUNNED, hooorayyy!!!
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CONGRATULATIONSSS Honey!!! You've just gotten me LESS-STUNNED, wow! Incredible! But owh Missy, you've actually gotten me all worse ok! Me now not only STILL STUNNED and not only me have no LESS from being stunned, but, you've just got your Akak LKY to be all HYPERLY-OVER, MASSIVELY-EXTRA, ULTIMATELY-SUPER STUNNED!!! How sial your costume can be ah?! Now get your tart-faced Halloween costume off my face, and move outta-ta-entry before I end your SUPERHERO-WANNABE days!!! (sambil usap2 dada sendiri... Sabar LKY... Sabar... All these, dugaan); "... no pain no gain; no f&#$ no son, no s*#@ no fun...", OPS!

Ok... right... NOW, I'm sure the next one will be the one...


AHAHHH!!! Nooowww we're talkin'! NOWWW I'm beginning to see the LESS stunned LKY... THIS is perfect, so abso-f*#@in'-lutely perfect! Just look at him! Observe!!! He wears his usual worn-out fightin' robe, and carries his axe on his shoulder (if my eyes are seeing correctly la kan...), with deliciously curvy chest, ready to serve Akak LKY and make Akak LKY feelin' better, from feelin' this utter-sh*%-ly STUNNED... (I'll feel COMPLETELY better if you know what goes off what and shows off what... OPS!)

And then, after that, we're back to the chapter/ case study... "WHY, Akak LKY got all STUNNED?", right? But, as usual... we have the "... Click here to read more on this entry!" entry-expandin' link. Click lah, to find out just what caused this very unsual two days in a row, Akak LKY feelin' utterly miserable, simply STUNNED!

Ok so, what's the problem? Wait, kejap, momento - VAIT! Before Akak proceed tellin' why Akak feelin' all STUNNED and like 'ayam berak kapur' tak leh nak duduk diams nih, let's look at another photo, yes? Hiks! Tgk lah! See lah! These are my heros... *smilin' my way... but still in STUNNED mode!


Yes, we're not only talkin' about one, not also two - now dah three yer yang came up to rescue poor STUNNED Akak LKY... but I still prefer the earlier log, I mean rod, eh! I mean, hunk - hish! See!? See what I'm meanings? This STUNNED sh*%-shock bagai has just got to end! Talkin' also dunno where up front bottom top down below left right already, hish!

So anyways, berbalik lah to my STUNNED chapter, not just for today, but since yesterday...

I am just so utterly STUNNED, just STUNNED occay, so very, and if you're still wonderin' WHY am I so abso-f*%$in'-lutely STUNNED tetiber like macam nak naik hantu nih, well, I'm sure you guys boleh agak, there must be a reason behind it, kan? It's not like Akak LKY just simply choose, like, "Ok, today... I want to be STUNNED! I AM stunned! I want STUNNED!" or somethin' like that, right?

Well, actually, the story is somewhat somehow like this. How should I say it eh? Hmmmm maybe Akak better QUOTE this properly...
STUNNED; another way of sayin', SHOCKED, SURPRISED - and Akak got STUNNED not just today yer... And if I could remember clearly, it didn't start yesterday,... but I think it started off two days ago (which was on Tuesday), Akak just so stunned, so ultimately, so f*%*ing-ly stunned to know somethin', which obviously got me STUNNED!

SO, what was it? What caused dear LKY to be all STUNNED and all? Well, I was stunned to find out that I was out of the blues, all of a sudden, got so STUNNED, to see that... I was actually STUNNED. YES! I was stunned, seeing myself feelin' STUNNED - ANDDD I was stunned to have this feeling of just being STUNNED! And guess what, I was stunned to know that I am still stunned up till right now! (Errr... ok, should I OFF PC, OFF SUIS, OFF EVERYTHING and start RUNNING now!? LALALALALA!)
If you readers could actually come out from my PC/ notebook screen, I think by now I would be abso-f&#$in'-ly chocked, strenggled by your hands for makin' you lots read a completely pointless entry, kan!?? Lalalalalala.... I guess, it's, one of those day, kan? ;) One of those days when you just feel like typin' and typin' and typin' and NAN ADO got points! LALALALALA!


Whhhyyy hell-lowww Mr. Hunky-all-buffed-all-toned-all-well-stocked, gorgeously-lookin' HAWWWT in your green undy (bad color!) Yes, yes, am talkin' to you Sir Hello, motif you're in this entry!? You're like, totally out of the entry's concept! It's firefighter-concept today, yes? Hurmmmm... but since you're cute, its ok! (maybe he's a fireman, but the photo was taken during his off day, perhaps?) Maaati la aku tetiber tak der keje buat entry tayang photos jer, with no points in the entry! LOL!

PS: Well actually, there's a point la sebenarnye. Noticed how Akak recently like rajin berbloggin' with entries posted almost everyday? Ha... Akak yang started feelin' STUNNED tu ACTUALLY sebenarnye because Akak rase, Akak feelin'2, the MALAS mood is juuust around the corner, waitin' for the right time to come and hit me, attackin' me, leavin' Akak to stop berbloggin' momentaraly until my condition gets better. Hehehe... So you see, I DO have a point. And the point is that I tot I got rid of the MALAS BERBLOGGIN' attitude, flushed it from the system dos? Ruper2, still around la that PENYAKIT! Haiyoh! Akak STUNNED! Help! (Mati la I've drafted 6 BACKDATED ENTRIES dos! Tapi draft mendenye kalau setakat do the entry/ posting TITLE ONLY! LOL!!!). And so, nantikan, wait-kanlah, for my BACKDATED ENTRIES yang akan Akak post/ publishkan... SOON! (Sure, like we've never heard that one before? LOL! I think I 'll continue tgk 'THE GOLDEN GIRLS'... Lalalala! Die la 'NO CURE DECEASE'!!!)


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Fish of Pisces @ 5th_E said...  
die la...

im stunned reading this entry, which left me stunted. Gitiew!!

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